Sometimes I Invite People Over to Watch TV and Stuff Our Faces With Vegan Food

The New Girl wasn't on last night, I guess it's on hiatus til November. Like that Wyclef Jean song! It's gone til November. Well, I had invited a few peeps over to watch it, but BASEBALL HAS TAKEN OVER FOX, so we watched Arrested Development on DVD instead. Talk about a win-win situation, right? And since I want everyone to like me all the time and always want to come over, I made some food.

BBQ Seitan Wings and Raw Ranch Dressing. I think I'm going to be popular for life! What -NO! I don't still have high school issues after 12 years, why do you ask?

My boss told me I couldn't plate for shit. This was my attempt. It's minimalist. You either get it or you don't, bitches.